Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi Full Movie

Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi Full Movie: The original series comes full circle and we finally learn what exactly drove Anakin Skywalker to turn to the Dark Side of the Force and become Darth Vader. When all was said and done, I found myself not all that impressed. Hayden Christensen is just as terrible as Anakin as he was in "Attack of the Clones". He again has zero chemistry with Natalie Portman. Pretty much nothing has changed here. However, I have given this movie a higher rating because it does have its positive moments. The biggest is Yoda who steals the show here as he did in the previous movie. It was also nice to see the home planet of the Wookies. Again we see some very compelling moments that make the movie worth seeing. For me, one of the most compelling moments was seeing Anakin being placed in the armored black suit. The best scene in the whole movie for me. I liked this movie. That's it, just like it. However, it could have been a lot better.

Star Wars is the epic sci-fi franchise that has some of the best and meaningful fight scenes, excellent character development, and groundbreaking special effects that amaze all people. So does Star Wars Revenge of the Sith match the rest of the films? The answer is a resounding, YES! It also fits very well into the universe and ties up everything while ending the prequel trilogy and finishing the Skywalker story. Very underrated film. Far better than the other two prequel films, and far superior to The Force Awakens. There are some obvious plot points that were left on the cutting room floor that would have made this film far more compelling. But as a whole, this film is excellent.

Revenge of the Sith is definitely the best prequel. It fixes almost all mistakes done through the first two movies. This movie is emotional, dark, well-driven, and the story is excellent. Anakin Skywalker is a complete step-up from the character he was in Episode II, it almost feels like he's another character. Hayden's modified acting makes Anakin a protagonist you can understand, encourage, and stand with. A weak character, however, was Padme, at times she felt unneeded and filler, even though she should be an essential point in this movie. The antagonist is perfect. He is well-driven, motivated, and is basically a mastermind. The way the movie's tension increases as we progress is incredible, all the way leading up to the final confrontation, which is also a masterpiece. The CGI is also a minor weakness but doesn't necessarily ruin the viewing. All in all, Revenge of the Sith is one of the top three Star Wars movies, based on its powerful, well-established story and characters.

Ever since the original Star Wars came out, the effects, both computer and practical, have captivated the audiences. And this film is no exception. The world's and environments created seem and look real and are so beautiful; they are so stunning and really just out of this world cool! The blend of practical and CGI really help make the spaceships look real and just plain awesome. But the CGI characters are the best. They all seem very natural and interact with the characters and environments how they should. The CGI characters also have some big moments in the movie and it feels completely natural just like with a real person.

Something that depends on special effects but also very important on its own is the fights. All the battles in this movie are visually stunning, but they also carry meaning. There are two big impactful moments in this movie that carry a lot of weight and are more than just a fight. The first one is the Order 66 montage where all of Jedi from all over the galaxy are being wiped out but their own troops. It shows that there is a gigantic threat emerging and that the galaxy will be changed forever. It was also the time when it showed Star Wars was changing and becoming more mature. The next battle that was probably the most impactful and gut-wrenching, is the final battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin. It was fun and entertaining to watch. The choreography was unique and unlike anything else and was completely created by the two actors who play the characters.

And this is how I know critics aren't worth listening to. Just what is there to like in this movie? The new characters are unlikable, the story is extremely inconsistent and old favorites no longer represent what they used to. Plus, Rey hasn't really improved as a character and other characters like Finn and Poe seem to have gotten worse over the course of this movie. And Rose? Holdo?? What was Rian Johnson thinking when he wrote this pile of feces?! This was just incredibly bad, and I personally recommend avoiding anything touched by LucasFilms and Rian Johnson in the future if you have anything that resembles 'taste'.

Also, for some reason EVERYTHING I type in the text editor is in all caps. Unless my computer's Caps Lock is broken, RT might want to check their site. The Last Jedi takes the Star Wars franchise we know and love and repeatedly rapes it in the backside with a hot iron rod, and then, when that's all over, it pisses on the mangled corpse with Democrat Party anti-white male propaganda. I feel violated for having watched this abortion.

Anyone who likes this movie deserves to be sent to the pit of misery, while anyone who publicly attacks this pile of leftist agenda garbage will forever be a true friend of the crown (dilly!). Beware of the fake 5-star reviews on this site. Any review with five stars that is maybe 2-3 sentences long, spells Star Wars as "Star War's", sounds like it's ripped from a professional movie review written by a Washington Post critic, and/or includes the full names of cast members talking about how they "gave a wonderful performance" is a sham review posted by Disney and pathetic Internet trolls from liberal message boards who were sent here to prop up the score for this movie.

Seriously... go look at these 5-star reviews. They're all nearly identical to each other and show no demonstrable knowledge of the movie's plot. Meanwhile, the REAL reviews are 1/2 to 1 stars and contain lengthy diatribes with ***actual references to the contents of the movie***. We negative reviewers watched the film, and we care that Star Wars has been raped by the feminists. We're not fake, we're not bots, we're not "Russians," we're not posting reviews because of some group on Facebook that we've never heard of until the media came up with an excuse for why people are reviewing this so poorly... we just hate this pile of crap!

Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy are worse than Adolf Hitler. Much worse. Sure, Hitler gassed millions of people, but these two vile pieces of human garbage DESTROYED STAR WARS! That's an act of unspeakable evil far worse than any atrocity ever seen on this earth. Please, for the love of the Force, George Lucas, remove this awful film from Star Wars canon and redo the sequel trilogy yourself! You have openly stated that you wrote a different script for the sequel trilogy that Disney ultimately rejected. You sold out Star Wars fans, but there's still time for you to turn from the dark side and make things right. To quote Princess Leia to Obi-Wan, "you're our only hope!" USE THE FORCE, YOUNG GEORGE LUCAS!